timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

pegasuswest:

shubbabang:

What if Karkat wasn’t grumpy. 

What if he was actually freakishly happy and positive. 

Like. 

Psychotically happy. 

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#panel 2 is killing me with the adorableness

kaz-miller:

"girl-crush"

"man-crush"

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nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

(Source: sebastianstoned)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

fivetail:

Gender: Deception

Relationship Status: Disgrace

Sexual Orientation: Evil as plain as the scar on my face

sherdoor:

I can’t wait until New Years so I can go to a party to literally read a book and then someone calls me up to sing a duet with some beautiful boy who says he can’t really sing and I’m like “I’m not a really good singer either” and then we both start singing and it turns out we lied to each other. We’re fabulous singers, and we’re just looking at eachother like This Is The Start Of Something New.

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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(Source: omgtsn)

bread-pitt:

how does that have so many likes

(Source: spankmehardbarry)

lullabelleno:

heroes-get-made:

“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

  (via fourofthem)