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mcfassyingfassavoy:

I’m dying.

mcfassyingfassavoy:

I’m dying.

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

Anonymous said:
are internet friends the same as real life friends?

verysmalldeer:

i think internet friend are so important. like most of the time a real life friend is a person who a] youve known since childhood and so you know each other well and its easy and its comfortable and while, ive been blessed and most of my friends are still very close and we have enough interests in common that we never feel apart i have a lot of people who i used to be closer than any of the people i talk to now on the regular who have deleted me off facebook just because we dont talk anymore and its heartbreaking to think about really

or b] are just convenient, i had a lot of these the past year while living and working in my hometown after all of my good friends had found jobs in the city

an internet friend isnt like that at all. an internet friend has no reason to try to keep in contact with you besides actually being invested in you emotionally and caring about you as a person. its incredible how close ive gotten with people just through keyboards and computer screens. its an incredible, intimate relationship and sometimes it hurts even more when they fall apart

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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i want to meet my favorite celebrity and then fight a mountain troll with them because then we’d have to be friends because there are some experiences you can’t share with someone without ending up friends and knocking out a mountain troll is one of them

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timelady-of-221b:

I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN RELAX ENOUGH TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING